Sunday, August 27, 2006

Apehangers

Here are the pretty policemen that escorted the ride. When they came to set the route up, the "ladies" in the front office nearly had a cow about how cute they are. Whatever. One had his hand on my shoulder and I had to warn him that the stud taking the picture is my husband. That certainly made them straighten up!

This my friends is a Harley that is mounted onto the all about 15 feet off the floor at Apehangers. The "deocrations" hanging off said bike are bras. Apparently, some of the female persuasion (one can hardly call them ladies) dance on the bar, take off said lingerie and toss it onto the bike. There is another bike exactly like it on the opposite wall similarly adorned. I did not dance on the bar; however two of my board members did. Fortunately they did not add to the collection on the bikds. I think I would have fainted and fallen in right then.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Project #1



I spent the morning at Material Girls learning how to properly embroider on terry cloth. It truly is more difficult that it sounds! There are all of those little loopies to consider...

Anyway....This was the design that we put on our towels. It is difficult to see, I think, because the flash washed so much of the color out it. It is supposed to be a duck in a bikini. I know. Next to the duck it was supposed to say, " No...I am not Julia Roberts, but I get that a lot." I decided I just wanted my name, thanks.

This is on the top of the towel and then, after we cut another towel in half and sewed one half to the back of the top and the other half into pockets, it is a terry cover for a lounge chair. I am doing another one in yellow with my monogram in periwinkle (to match my new tankini!) and will post that when I am finished.

Back upstairs to sew some more....

I really wanted to be Halle Berry's character....

You Are Iceman
You tried to live a normal life, but it just wasn't possible A bit of a slacker, you rather tell jokes than cultivate your powers
Powers: turning self and others into ice, making ice weapons, becoming nearly invisible
Which of the X-Men Are You?

Well Duh!

Your Brain is 80% Female, 20% Male
Your brain leans femaleYou think with your heart, not your headSweet and considerate, you are a giverBut you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!
What Gender Is Your Brain?

Friday, August 18, 2006

While the cat is away the mouse will...Sew?

Steve and John left for Seattle yesterday and I received a call at 1:36 a.m. that they had arrived safely. YAY! I know that they will have a blast. If they just don't scare poor Luka to death....

So - while the manly men are off in testosterone heaven I am going to sew like a woman possessed! I bought a dress pattern yesterday (I know, I was shocked as well) that I want to try out and a pattern for a top that looks like it is a wrap but it is not. I don't trust those wrap dresses and tops to stay where they need to! So we will call this a "faux" wrap (sounds so much better than pretend). I am also going to a class at Material Girls on Saturday morning to learn more about my embroidery machine. WOO HOO!

I have lost a whopping 8 pounds in three weeks and am feeling quite sassy. To reward myself (like I need an excuse) , I did a twirl through the mall yesterday and found a cute dress that I could actually afford! It was on sale for $49! It has a "faux" wrap top that is a little too decollete for day time, but, as Erin so wisely pointed out, I can wear a pretty camisole that peeks out and be good to go. (Thanks Erin!)

Next time I post I hope I can report great things from the sewing room!!!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Pretty Clothes Continued

I have received my patterns for the pencil skirt (and two others that I am not yet ready to reveal quite yet). Today I bought some lovely dark denim and plan to whip my first skirt out tonight.

I am feeling so clever that if I had a tail I would be a weasel!

Monday, August 14, 2006

Mr. Simpson Goes to Maryland

Monday, John and I went to Annapolis. We toured "Ego Row" to
see all the boats and here is Annapolis harbour. We wanted to
ask some of these boats for a ride, but cooler heads prevailed.
In case you ever need to know this bit of trivia: The Naval Academy's
Mascot is named Bill. Here are John and Bill. I have a friend who has
a niece at the Academy, and part of her duties are to take care of
the real live Bill that goes to the games.

Here is the altar at the Naval Academy Chapel.

My picture captures nothing of how beautiful it really is

Here is the back fo the Naval Academy Chapel.
Again, my pictures do not do it justice.

Saturday we were going to go to Gettysburg, but we decided in the beach instead! Here is the entrance to the boardwalk, which is about a mile and a half long.
John surveys the Atlantic - actually I think he is surveying all the girls in their almost non-existent bathing suits!
OK - you know those pictures you see of the sandcastles that you wonder if are real? Well, we have seen them live and in person so we can assure you that they are, indeed, real.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Where have all the pretty clothes gone?

OK, let me clarify: where have all the pretty clothes that I can afford gone? They are certainly now where to be found in my end of the woods.

Drastic measures must be taken.


I have ordered two yards of the print to the left to make my own pencil skirt.

I can see this with a brown twin set with a lovely pink scark tied Parisianne style at the neck, perhaps pearls, or a great big pink flower in a nod to Sex and the City. Let us not forget the chocolate brown slingbacks that will complete the look.

The best part? I already have the twin set and shoes!!

I say we rise up and band together against the ugliness that is the fashion available to us. Betsy Ross patterns has the perfect pencil skirt pattern which I plan on using until my fingers bleed from sewing in zippers.

THANKS MOM FOR SHOWING ME IT CAN BE DONE!!!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Way to go, Dumb***

NORMAN --- Quarterback Rhett Bomar is one of two players who have been dismissed from the Oklahoma football team, according to several sources.

Oklahoma released a statement confirming that two players had been dismissed by the team, but did not identify them. The school said the players violated NCAA rules by working at a private business and taking "payment over an extended period of time in excess of time actually worked."
Bomar, who set an Oklahoma freshman record with 2,018 passing yards after taking over as the Sooners' starter in the second game last season, was one of the two players who had been permanently dismissed.

"We spend a considerable amount of time addressing our players regarding their personal conduct and the NCAA rules," head coach Bob Stoops said. "They know exactly what we expect from them. Ultimately, they have to make right decisions. The same holds true for our boosters. When they do not, the consequences are serious, and we will not tolerate this behavior.
"Our team and university actions are necessary because of the intentional participation and knowledge of the student athletes in these violations," Stoops said.

A top-rated recruit out of high school, Bomar redshirted his first season while 2004 Heisman Trophy winner Jason White completed his career. Bomar lost a quarterback competition to Paul Thompson last fall, but was named the starter after the Sooners lost to TCU in the first week.
He started Oklahoma's final 11 games and completed 54 percent of his passes, while throwing 10 touchdowns and 10 interceptions. Oklahoma finished 2005 by winning six of its final seven games, including a victory against Oregon in the Holiday Bowl.
"I firmly believe that our program is stronger than any individual player and that a championship program cannot compromise its values," Stoops said in the statement.

You know that I hate to be left out....

So I, too, have joined Weight Watchers. I am happy to report that this week I lost 2.6 pounds!!! It doesn't hurt that it is so dang hot and humid that the last thing I want to do is cook and/or eat.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

FOOTBALL STARTS SEPTEMBER 11!!!

Avoid the rush and start hating TO and Dallas now. Very thoughtful of them to join up so I can hate them as a unit.

Friday, July 21, 2006

The Ultimate Chick CD

I am search of the music to compile the Ultimate Chick CD! So far I have:

Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield
Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera
Man! I Feel Like a Woman - Shania Twain
Wicked Little High - Bird York
Walkin' After Midnight - Patsy Cline
Boogie Woogie Boy - Andrews Sisters
Full Moon Full of Love - K.D. Lang
Since U Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson
Respect - Aretha Franklin
You Oughta Know - Alanis Morrisett
I'm Every Woman - Chaka Kahn
Fever - Peggy Lee
Proud Mary - Tina Turner
Into the Groove - Madonna
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
Every Day is a Winding Road - Sheryl Crowe.

So - what am I missing?

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Shoes Found


Remember when I was asking about what to wear to the Motorcycle Benefit Ride that will end up at the dive - er- "restaurant" called Apehangers? Well, I am starting from the ground up with these shoes. The perfect match of ladylike pink with biker tattoo-ness. Onto the rest of the outfit....

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

AIFD Convention

OK - you really can't see it very well, but check out this chicks hair:
IT IS STRAIGHT UP! WITH A PALM FAN ON THE TOP!
She has a freakin' water bottle under there to keep it standing up and, I
am guessing, enough Aquanet to kill the Rainforest!

Here's me and Mr. Cute Man!

And here is me and Markie Doodle!

It was fun and interesting (as evidenced by that hairdo) and I am glad we got to go!



Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Rain, Rain Go Away

I am officially sick of the rain. It has rained practically non-stop for 4 freakin' days. Sunday we had five inches of rain. When it is not pouring down, the humidity hovers at 90% making one's glasses fog up immediately when walking outside.

We have not had any mudslides etc, but the beltway was shut down Monday, and, according to those that know these things, the Metro looks like a big sewer. Yuck. We will be staying way south of that mess!!!

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Happy Lunch to You!

Did you know that a meal of regular hamburger and apple dippers from MacDonald's is only 370 calories? This made me very happy today.

Also, here is an interesting site for you nutrition-minded folk:
http://www.nutritiondata.com/index.html

Friday, June 23, 2006

Farewell Big Green Bean....


You were a faithful steed for many years, but it was time you were put to pasture. Hence the new Rav 4!!!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

My new sunglasses


Just so you know, it is a cruel twist of fate that my new sunglasses came in on a day that it is RAINING.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

In honor of Abby her trend setting blog:

The new favorite mascara. Makes even my stubby little lashes look good. One word of caution - the waterproof kind must be taken off with mascara remover!

Sunday, June 11, 2006


Just to let you know that Steve and Bob appreciate my Mother's Day gift as well!

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Johns Forrest's Graduation

I finally found the cord that goes from the camera to the computer so here are some pictures from John Forrest's graduation!


Two very cute boys!

John Forrest and Erin Dawn

Ann, John Forrest, and John Paul

Congratuations John! We love you!

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Throwing down the fashion gauntlet

OK fashionistas - here is the challenge:

On August 27th (a Sunday) the Center for Children (the non-profit for which I work) is sponsoring a Motorcycle Benefit Ride. The ride will be through 3 counties and will be 70 miles long on Harley-type bikes. The ride ends at an establishment called (no, I am not kidding) Apehangers. The meal will be a pig roast out back and the entertainment will be Great Train Robbery which is a Lynard Skynard (I'm sure I misspelled that) type of band.

WHAT am I going to wear?!?!?

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Left out

I am feeling quite left out of the loop since I have no cute shoes to post or great recipes. Dang.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Happy Mothers Day to Me!


I love my hammock! Goofy Bob is not sure what he thinks about it which is OK - he is way too wiggly to be in it with me for very long!

Pictures

Mimi and Theo - what a cutie he is!

Mary, Erin and Wendy


G'Pa, Erin and Papa enjoying a tody for the body


Erin and proud dad John Paul

Erin and Granny , we are going to have to start making Granny stand on a box for pics!

Erin and very proud mom Ann

Monday, May 15, 2006

What a great week-end

What a hoot that was! I think the only time I really freaked Erin out was when I saw her graduation robe and cried into her laundry that I was folding. That's pretty good for a 3 day visit! Putting the grill together was fun - even though Erin was our Doubting Thomas. She had no faith in the power of determined women. And do not let Abby's maintenance level fool you....she can take us all.

Monday, May 08, 2006

The odd things we remember

Most of this will not mean a thing to you unless you have known me for 45 years.

  • When I walk up to my mail box, the crunch of the gravel sounds exactly like it did when we "walked around the mountain" at Aunt Grace and Uncle Ben's
  • All motorcycle shops smell the same - even those that sell street bikes.
  • I sleep with the covers pulled up over my head just like Grandma Geneva did
  • No body makes Hushpuppies like Mrs. Miller did - although Bert's Diner comes very close
  • Happy was not the only bulldog that could wriggle that way - they all do when you talk to them. I think that they have no idea that they are not shaped like a poodle and look really goofy doing their dance.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Just so you know

Over the week-end the big green bean (commonly referred to as my car) died. It was a sad thing, but even sadder was the fact that they were able to resuscitate it. So just in case we have to go through a painful decision at a future time: THE BIG GREEN BEAN HAS A DNR. NO MEASURES ARE TO BE TAKEN TO SEE THAT IT STARTS AGAIN. I mean the poor thing has 247,000 miles on it. It's time.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

My office

Here is a picture of my office so you can see where I am all day! The wall opposite my computer is all windows which makes it nice; except when the sun comes in during the afternoon and makes me really warm and sleepy! I had my wonderful painting from my favorite sistah at home, but I like it better here where I can see it all day. Everyone loves it (as do I!).

Cooler heads prevailed so I am keeping the big green bean van. *sigh* I guess I will just have to wait a while longer to get the cool cobra trike.

Monday, April 17, 2006

My new mode of transportation


So, the big green bean has 247,000 miles on it. What do we think of this for my next "vehicle"? The one next to me has two kegs on it which would come in handy of I could fill them with Diet Coke, but I am really drawn to this one. Don't know if you can see the cobra detailing on it - there is also a button that you can push so "venom" shoots out from the front. Just the thing for a Deacon's wife!!!

Friday, April 07, 2006

Gray Day

It is a gray and rainy day and I definitely could have stayed home and slept!! Except crazy Bob would want to play so what's the point?!

Speaking of Bob, we had him groomed and he definitely looks like a wuss. They shaved him so short he looks pink because you can see his skin through his hair! They always shave his back side, and this time it is so completely shaved that Steve is righteously indignant on Bob's behalf I don't think Bob give a flying flip in reality. Remember the dog in "Neverending Story"? That's what Bob looks like.

I broke down and had to stop working at the quilt store. :( I just know that I cannot handle two jobs right now. They were so nice about it, but I really felt badly about it. That doesn't mean I still can't go in there and spend!! And Amy told me that they are getting in OSU fabric! I need to ask her about OU next time I am in.

So the golf tournament is going along - it is June 16 if you decide you want to come out and play or come out and sit on a hole! Then on July 26 we are having a Texas Hold 'Em Tournament. I am glad I am as far along with the golf tournament as I am - I know nadda about poker! I bought a "Pocket Idiot's Guide to Texas Hold 'Em" so now I know all the terminology, but I still haven't a clue how to play. Guess it really doesn't matter if I know how to play as long as everyone else does.

Love to all,

ann/mom/mimi

Monday, March 27, 2006

It has been a while....

I have been busy! Work is going wonderful - I am really enjoying it. It does cut down a lot on the quilting scene, but I am trying to sew as much as I can so I don't get out of the habit!

Steve and I went to an outlet mall Saturday that actually had David Yurman jewelry on sale. What a hoot! We of course did not buy any, but it was interesting to see this "exclusive" jewelry in an outlet mall.

Keep well!

Sunday, March 12, 2006

To sleep perchance to dream....

I hope not! Last night I dreamt that Steve took me on a cruise of the Mississppi ----to see the Golden Gate Bridge. Apparently they have moved it from San Fransico. How did we get to the boat? We road our sheep of course. We had company while on the cruise; the entire Simpson family including the Denmans was onboard as well. We all played golf on board (must have been a big ship). The entertainment on board was (drumroll please) Donna and Jim Morley.

It doesn't get much stranger than that, my friends.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Good news, Bad news

Yesterday was certainly a day for it.

I am so excited for Erin and her "March Madness" of getting ready for graduation!! Seems like only yesterday I was sending her off to kindergarten (sniff sniff). This is where Erin says "Sick, Mother."

My friend Robin on the other hand had bad news. She has been diagnosed with scleroderma. Needless to say she and her family are very upset. My heart broke for her yesterday when she told me - she was so upset.

So let's rejoice with Erin and pray for healing for Robin.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

The Job

I think I am going to like it - if one can tell after only a few days!!

I have had some ask me about my "finally got a job" comment. I guess what I meant was that I am no longer a "lady of leisure," but back to being a full time working girl. I must tell you - I am a way out of shape for working 8 - 5 every day! Bob and Steve seem to both be handling the change well - I on the other hand am pooped.

So what did you give up/take on for Lent? I am sending out the meditations and I am also dedicating myself to reading the Bible. I started out reading maybe 1 or 2 chapters of the New Testament every night, but it has turned into about 30-45 minutes every night. For me, that is quite a few more than a "few" chapter since I read so quickly. I am really enjoying it and hopefully gaining much from it.

Love you all!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

My new job!

Well, I finally got a job! I am the new Development and Marketing Coordinator for the Center for Children in La Plata MD. It was very strange how it all came about - I went in to talk to the Executive Director about one thing and then she called and out of the blue offered me this position! Kinda surreal - But very cool! Amazing what happens when we sit down, shut up, and let God continue with His plan.

I am sending out Lenten meditations. If you want to receive them let me know and I will add you to the group list.

Love you all!

Friday, February 24, 2006

MUCH better today!

I got to go to my Storm at Sea class (very very cool), and I had Sonic TWICE. Life is good.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

NOT What I expected

OK----my day has sucked.

First of all, they signed me up in the wrong class. They gave my money back etc. but I didn't get to take the mariner's Compass class.

Second: I have a horrible headache so I went over to Targe to get ibuprofin which leads me to

Third: The check engine light came on in the car so I have been sitting at the dealer's service center for most of the day. Now $300 later I am back at the hotel.

Boo.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Too excited to sleep!

You know that Disney commercial where the kids are too excited to sleep? Well, that's how my night went. Today is the day I leave for Hampton for 3 days of quilting fun! Woo Hoo! And what is more, I drive by two Sonics on the way!! That is pure excitement for this Sonic-deprived girl!

I will have my cell phone while I am there. Of course, it will be turned to silent while I am in class, but I will check it often so if you need me callme.

Love you all!

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Don't say I didn't warn you....

Fla. Man Kills Roommate Over Toilet Paper
From Associated PressFebruary 21, 2006 6:18 AM EST

MOSS BLUFF, Fla. - A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested.

And I bet it wasn't even snowing and he still went wacko because of no toilet paper. Please my friends and family, don't take this chance.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Bumper Stickers

What's the funniest and/or most offensive bumber sticker you have seen lately?

Today while at the grocery store I saw one that said "Old pilots never die, they just go to a different plane," which I thought was cute. Then on the way home some snit nearly killed me and on her car was all sort of Darwin walking fish with a bumber sticker that said "Born good enough the first time." For some reason, this absolutely enraged me. I wanted to drive on her bumper for the next 15 miles and shake my fist at her, a completely UN-Christian response!! Of course, I have an Episcopal shield on my back window so I thought better of the whole thing. I mean, how would that look if I am advertizing my church while behaving like a crazy woman? How bizarre that some $1.50 sticker affixed to our bumper lets everyone know sooooo much about us. Good thing I remembered mine and behaved accordingly by just driving home while shaking my head.

Monday, February 13, 2006

The strange things we cook!

Steve found this recipe in a Sam's Club catalog, of all places. He called and said that he wanted to make it and I admit that I was less than enthusiastic. Turns out, it was fabulous.

Chocolate Beef Stout Stew
Serves 4

3 TBS vegetable oil
2 ½ pounds beef bottom round roast cut into 1” pieces (or equivalent amount of stew meat)
5 medium onions peeled and cut into quarters
1 carrot (we used 2, could use more if you want)
1 quart beef stock
3 bottles Guinness® stout
6 TBS tomato paste (we just used the whole can, small size)
3 sprigs fresh thyme (1 tsp dried)
1 bay leaf
½ pound mushrooms, quartered
½ lb unsalted butter (Use only 1 stick. I can’t figure out where they thought all this butter was going)
½ cup flour
Salt and pepper
Chopped fresh parsley
2 ounces bittersweet chocolate

Directions:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees

Heat 3 TBS oil in large sauté pan over high heat. When oil is hot, add beef, 3 onions, and carrot. Sauté until well browned; remove from pan, drain off fat.

Add meat and sautéed vegetables to a 1 gallon roasting pan or Dutch oven. Add stock, stout, tomato paste, thyme and bay leaf. Bring to a boil on top of the stove.

Cover and transfer to preheated oven. Cook 1 ½ hours or until meat is tender.

In a separate roasting pan (or pie plate) season the remaining onions with salt and pepper and dot with 1 TBS butter. Roast onions for 45 minutes.

Remove stew from oven and use a slotted spoon to remove beef to bowl. Then strain the liquid into a container and discard the vegetables and herbs (We did not throw away the vegetable. We added them back in with the meat).

Over a medium high heat in a roasting pan (we used the same one we had just taken the meat out of), melt ¼ cup of butter and whisk in flour to make a roux. Whisk in a quart of the reserved liquid in and simmer 3 – 4 minutes to thicken. Add the meat (and reserved vegetables) and stir in chocolate until melted.

In a sauce pan, sauté mushrooms in 1 TBS butter and add to stew with parsley.

Serve over garlic mashed potatoes and garnish with roasted onions.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

What, exactly, is a nor'easter?

I can't tell you exactly. I can tell you that it dumps a load of snow on us: 8-14 inches to be semi-exact! This morning when I stopped for gas there were 15 snow plows in the parking lot of the station. Are the 15 snow plows in the entire state of Oklahoma? I worked at the quilt shop today and there were a bajillion women in to get projects just in case they are snowed in for two or three weeks. I didn't even attempt the grocery store and I am sure there is a warrant out for my arrest since I broke that particular federal law. I mean, how much toilet paper does one really need? Don't answer that...

I finished "Manhunt" and it was as fascinating as I had hoped. The author talks about a tavern where Booth and several others had, originally, planned to kidnap Lincoln. I drive by that building almost daily - there are people living there! Apparently this part of Maryland was a hotbed of Confederate espionage, as was Baltimore. The book really made me want to read more about this region and both the Revolutionary and Civil Wars.

Be safe and warm my friends - I love and miss "all y'all."

Thursday, February 09, 2006

So what are you reading?

I have been reading - a lot.

I just finished Memoirs of a Geisha, which was OK. I got bored with the continual conflict with the other geisha and the scheming to get rid of this man in order to get that one. A while back there was an autobiography by a woman who became the first Western woman to become a Geisha. I found that much more fascinating.

Misquoting Jesus: Very deep, and very interesting. It has come up several times in our Sunday School class, so, after we are finished with our current topic, our class is going to be on that book. I am looking forward to that a great deal. I just got The Historic Jesus from a friend and plan to start it. The author is on the edge of excommunication by the Catholic Church for this book. Hmmm....

Manhunt: This is a book I cannot wait to read! It is by a leading Lincoln scholar and it is all about what happened after Booth shot Lincoln. For those of you who do not realize exactly where I am in the world, Dr. Mudd's home is 2.75 miles east of me (he is the doctor who set Booth's leg after the assassination). Pope's Creek, which is where Booth crossed the Potomac into Virginia is about 15 - 20 miles west of me. I think it is going to be a great read especially since I plan to drive the route myself. Dorky? Probably. Fascinating? You bet!

Living a Life that Matters: We are reading this in our Daughters of the King chapter. It is by the same man who wrote" When Bad Things Happen to Good People." We are reading two chapters a month and then discussing our thoughts at the meetings. Very cool to see what other people think of it and how we each interpret the message.

So, what are you reading?

Monday, February 06, 2006

"Super" Sunday

So Pittsburgh wins. That's OK - I like the coach and Jerome Bettis. Not that I watched the game. There was an interesting program on who wrote the Bible on the History Channel that I got sucked into!

Yesterday, at Adult Forum (Sunday School), I saw how intelligent discussion and disagreement takes place. It was calm, there were great pains taken to make sure that neither side offended, and both sides, while not agreeing, acknowledged the other side's position and the process that was involved in coming to that place. It was very cool. It was even better that it was at church where, it seems to me, that usually the most virulent disagreements take place. No "drawing a line in the sand" or anything so dramatic or harmful. Thanks God - I learned more from that than anything else!

I am gearing up for my big adventure to Hampton, Va. at the end of the month. Four days of sewing classes and quilt show! I know that some of you would rather stick a pencil in your eye than do this, but that's ok....I will have a blast!

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Bob is weird

Bob likes to eat fruit, and I find that very odd. So far, his favorite is oranges, but he really, really likes grapes too. Apples are OK if there is nothing else around. Does anyone else find this bizarre?

Steve's Game

Friend you can't live without - Renee Bauer
Family member you can't live without - All of them but especially my husband
Celebrity whose work you can't live without - None of them
Food you can't live without - Chocolate
TV show you can't live without - Duh, American Idol, isn't that everyone's answer? No, mine is Law and Order
Movie you can't live without - Princess Bride
Game you cant live without (Video, Board, Card, etc.) - My favorite game is one Ann and I play called, "What great adventure can we come up with this weekend?' or the other favorite, "Can you make up new lyrics for this song?" Same here
Activity you can't live without - Church, and whatever the current craft of the moment is
Sport you can't live without - Football

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Week-end update

Not nearly as humorous as SNL, but I will give it a go.

Friday evening Mark arrived in town. Great to see him! He has lost so much weight that Steve can no longer refer to him as "my short round friend." We went to Ruths Chris for dinner where I overindulged. WAY too much rich food, but the bread pudding was to die for!

Saturday Steve and I volunteered at the Diocesan Convention held at the National Cathedral. We collated ballots which in and of itself was not fascinating, but the rest of the meeting was very interesting. There was a resolution honoring Thurgood Marshall who was a long time (30 years) member of a parish in southeast DC. There was also the ubiquitous resolutions regarding the consecration of the gay bishop in New Hampshire. One was postponed indefinately and the other passed. Our priest did not agree with the theology of the one that passed, but I do not know the exact problems he has with it. I do plan to find out.

Steve (and, by extension, I) have been asked to take the Youth Delegation to the General Convention in late June of this year. It will be held in Columbus Ohio which we all know is Steve's old stomping ground. I do not know exactly how many youth are actually involved in the trip, but I am very excited to go to a General Convetion. I am going to a Daughters of the King Province meeting the end of May, Theo's 1st birthday is June 7, and then the trip to Ohio - Busy summer ahead!

That is all the news, my friends. I love and miss all of you!

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Where I have been

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Help!

You know how you do something that you know is not going to be good for you, yet you do it anyway? Like eating an extra piece of cake? No, worse than that. Like having one too many drinks and then getting into a car? No, worse than that. Like running into rush hour traffic on the Beltway? THAT'S what I am talking about. What have I done? I watched Oprah again.

I think my chest is safe from perverts masquerading as bra fitters, but now I am completely freaked out about birdf flu. This is what Oprah's site says we should do to get ready:

-Stock your cabinets with enough canned goods to last four to five weeks.
-Stockpile your prescription drugs, if possible.
-Speak with city officials to make sure your community has enough chlorine on hand to purify the water, in case shipments stop coming. Many cities only keep enough chlorine on hand to last five to seven days.
-There are also many lessons we can learn from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, Dr. Osterholm says. Americans need to be prepared to live without modern luxuries, and communities should have a plan to bury their dead in a timely, respectful manner.

Again, Oprah said it on her show so it must be true.

Kidding aside, this stuff is pretty scary.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Better Today!

Good news - I am in a much better mood today! Must have just been my turn and now I can pass it on.

Yesterday Bob and I drove down to Solomon's Island to go to Clipper's Canine Cafe and Nautical Boutique (is that the sound of my children gagging? Why, yes, I think it is), but darn it, they were closed. Fear not friends, the trip was not wasted! We went to Woodburn's so I could have a Betty. The Betty is the best sandwich known to man. It has shrimp, salmon, fresh tuna, and scallops on Italian bread with cheddar cheese on both sides. That way when they grill it all the stuff melts into the cheese and doesn't fall out (I know that is my sister gagging). Bob had some gourmet liver biscotti (yech) and all was good. We then drove up to Prince Frederick where I found a store that also carries the type of dog food Bob likes (cue children to roll eyes).

Today Bob went to be groomed. Much better than the last grooming. He was WAY too girly-man dog last time. I also finished knitting a ruffled scarf while I watched a movie on TV. So not horribly productive (I did do all the laundry however), but certainly not the snit I was in yeterday. I also made it to Borders and they had the book Misquoting Jesus. I will let you know what I think.

Thanks everyone for your nice coments! I needed them and they were appreciated. I get into a little pity party every now and then, and it is nice to know you love me in spite of it!

Monday, January 23, 2006

Cranky!

It is cold and wet here today and I am cranky. Not sure the reason for the crankines. Could be the weather, could be that I am bored, could be that it's just my turn!

I have been reading a blog that comments a lot about the Southern Baptist Convention and the turmoil they are experiencing within that denomination right now. Very strange to me that each denomination knows exactly what God is thinking and what He does and does not approve of. Has anyone read The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis? All of this "stir" reminds me of that. And I am not talking about just SBC - I am talking about a lot of what is going on in the world right now.

Next week-end Steve and I are volunteering at the Diocesan convention to be held at the National Cathedral. We are ballot passer outers. Should be, I hope, fun and interesting. If you need something from the Cathedral let me know. I am assuming that the bookstore will be open. Yesterday during Sunday School Fr David talked about a book called Misquoting Jesus. It is about how through mistakes made (unintentionally I assume) when scribes copied manuscrpits changed the sub-text of some of the scriptures dramatically. I am going to look for it here at borders (HA!) and I will let you know what I think.

I have started reading Memiors of a Geisha and really like it. I was told that I should read the book before I see the movie. We all know how often I make it to the movies so that should not be a problem at all!!

Off on an adventure to Solomons Island with Bob. Hopefully that will put an end to my crankiness. If not I can always get glad in the same clothes I got mad in!!!

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

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When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Monday, January 09, 2006

Word Play

I got this off of Cindy's site, but I don't think that she will mind me borrowing it. I think it's interesting to see what the first reaction is.

I say, you say

Celebrate::
Resolve::
I need to::
Call::
Token::
Brand::
Comparison::
Far away::
Artful::
Fantastic::

Check the comments for my reactions.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Green Beans


And so begins the dirty tricks of grandpa. Turns out he does not even have to be around - it is a genetically induced phenomena . I will warn you, Andrea, some dirty tricks are funnier than others. There are some that will require that you fuss at your father for passing on. You know the ones I mean....

Saturday, January 07, 2006

I survived

So....no one told me that the movies would 2 1/2 hours long! I must say that I enjoyed it. I found myslef looking at my watch only once (which is a record for me). Who knows; I might go see a movie more than once ever 7 years after this!

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Prepare yourself

OK. Sit down. This will be a shock.

I am going to the movies on Saturday.

Now, that, at least, is the plan. I am supposed to go with Helen and Lucy to see the Chronicles of Narnia. We have to go early because they want to be able to watch the 'Skins game in the afternoon (I love they way they think).

We shall see if I really follow through. The thought of sitting for 2 hours doing nothing but staring at a screen makes me jittery, but they promise they will talk me through it. Updates to come.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Another Erin-ism

During the 1st quarter of the Texas-USC game, Steve called a Texas player a toolshed. Proof positive that Erin has, yet again, coined another term for us. I am not sure whether to thank her or not. If I am ever called a toolshed, the wrath shall descend. I'm not just saying; I am promising.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

The first new quilt of '06


So today I actually got up, showered, and dressed. The temptation to lie in bed and watch TNT all day was great, but I resisted. Instead, I went upstairs and FINISHED A PROJECT! I know, I know: it's only day 3 of the New Year, but still! This could be the start of something big.

Monday, January 02, 2006

The first REAL day of the New Year

OK - we all know that January 1 is just a "test" day to recover from the night before and/or extend the party even further. So today is the first "real" day of the year. Does what we do today signify what we will be doing most of the year? If so, I will be sewing (while in my pajamas), laying on the couch watching football (STILL in pajamas), and reading everyone else's blogs (oh, yes....still in the pj's). Life will be good in 2006.

Saturday, December 31, 2005

New Sewing Room for my Birthday!!

Note that Bob's Bed is strategically placed under the ironing board. The box leaning up against the closet door is a shelf with a light under it that will go above the sewing machines

Yes, the pillow is too big for the chair, but I can't figure out where to put it. My fabulous leopard stole is over the back of the chair in case I need it. One never knows when one will be called upon to be a diva. And we all know that a leopard stole is a MUST for divas!!


My magic Peacock Feather Open (thanks Dawn)

is hanging from my lamp.



I have a cool new thing that holds my drink and bits of thread that I got from Barbara (friend from the Quilt Shop) on the end of the table. I don't know where she got it, but it is a pretty neat thing for crafters or airplane builders. The basket to the left of the uncovered sewing machine is for current projects. NO NEW PROJECTS UNTIL THE PRIOR ONES ARE COMPLETED.

THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR HELPING MY DREAM

SEWING ROOM BECOME A REALITY!

AND THANK YOU, STEVE, FOR PUTTING IT

ALL TOGETHER FOR ME!!

Friday, December 30, 2005

My 7 Things

7 things that happened in 2005 that changed your life for the better:

1. of course, everyone's number 1...THEO...no explaination required. (This was stolen directly from Andrea's Blog!)
2. I joined a gym and have half way been diligent about going. Better than the zero way I was going before!
3. Daughters of the King - What a great group of women to share with
4. This has not changed but remained constant for 10 years: Steve.
5. Bob!
6. Living in this area has forced me to go out exploring on my own and I am better at it than ever!
7. Blogs!
7 1/2. Terrell Owens (HATE that guy) got fired.

7 things that happened in 2005 that could have turned out better:

1. Procrastinated less
2. Katrina
3. Rita.
4. The famous Christmas wreck of 2005.
5. Frank...so sorry that he is gone.
6. Staying on task and not starting new projects before old ones are completed. (BIG problem)
7. Letting go fo old grudges and hurts.

Things that you want to see happen in 2006 all for the better:

1. Lots of Theo in our lives!
2. Lose 25 pounds in a healthy way
3. Complete all projects started.
4. More vegetables and less junk.
5. Steve and I take a vacation to a really exotic location! Or maybe even a cruise!!!
6. More friends
7. More spirituality
7 1/2. Terrell Owens not playing for an NFL team
8. Getting over my Terrell Owens thing.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Even manly men such as John and Adam succumb to the
Power of Theo!

HOW cute is this Santa?!
Here I am teaching Theo ancient wisdom: "I know my soul, I know my mind, I know that I stick out behind." Well learned little Grasshopper...

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Packed and ready to go!

And get this: I only packed 3 pairs of shoes. I know, I am as surprised as anybody else! But 3 pairs of shoes for a 4 day trip is about right. And I can always run out and get more if I need to ;)

I took Bob up to Steve's office to give him to Chris. She and her daughter Madison, her husband Joel, her basset Lucy, and her lhasa apso Frodo will be dog-sitting Bob while we are gone. I just hope that he doesn't have such a good time that he doesn't want to come home! On Saturday, the entire family (dogs included) are going to Manassas VA for Christmas Eve. That little dog soiree will be hosted by Jujube, a 4 pound Manchester terrier. And we thought WE were going to have a good time....

Sunday, December 18, 2005

7 Days

Christmas is in 7 days. Am I ready? Why no, but thank you for asking. What is it that causes us to put off the inevitable and then become crazed idiots? It's not like they move Christmas every year and we don't know when it will be. I have been sending out Advent meditations to fellow Daughters of the King members (and others), and you would think that would have caused me to really pause and reflect about the "reason for the season." Unfortunately, it has not. I am still as obsessed as the next poor soul with the seasonal panic.

I would have loved to participte more in the cultural offerings in DC at this time of year, but claim that I have no time. What I am doing in lieu of this? Running around trying to figure out what project to work on next and, consequently, getting none of it done. There has got to be a better way. When I figure it out, I will let you know.

Friday, December 16, 2005

Erin is right

Upon further reflection and inspection of Bob's moustache, Erin is right. He is much too much white bread to look like Dali. He looks like vanDykes equestrian portraint of Charles I. Right down to the goatee. Sorry for misleading everyone to thinking that my dog is hipper than he really is.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

I am getting a cold - Not OK

I knew this would happen: I am getting a cold before I leave for Oklahoma City. This, my friends, sucks. No pretty way to put it, it just sucks. Erin ordered me to stay in the house and drink tea. Given her current mood about her finals, I think I will placate her and do just that.

Steve, fabulous husband that he is, gave me my Christmas present early!! It is an iPod Nano, and I am very excited! I think I have actually figured out how to make it update only the playlists that I want, not the entire library. Baby steps here people.

On a funny note, Bob needs a hair cut, but with the hair on his face so long he has a moustache like Salvador Dali's. I find it quite amusing. Then again, could be the cold medicine....

Monday, December 12, 2005

Previous post

The previous post has been edited, and the inflammatory remarks removed. The author apologizes for any perceived crassness on her part.

Please don't key Erin's car.

What is it about Christmas?

I guess the question should be, "What is it about Holidays?" since all this starts to happen from Thanksgiving on.

I am pretty happy with my life.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

My Sunday adventure



Today I went with my friends, Carol and Debra, to Frederickburg where we toured historic homes that had been "done" for the holidays. It was very strange. I expected the houses to have been restored and historically accurate. Turns out they were renovated, and decorated from soup to nuts.

One house, owned by people who are obviously proud of their potties, had a toilet lid that was completely covered in real red roses. The symbolism there is beyond my comprehension or ability to fully comment on. This is a picture of a porch, beautifully decorated, that wasn't on the tour, but I felt was the prettiest one there!

Saturday, December 10, 2005

I've been mauled!!!

OK - if you are a guy STOP READING NOW. None of it will make sense. Of course, it might help you to understand why women are as we are.

Ladies: I vote we all write Oprah and tell her "BOO." After watching her show, I determined that I needed to be "fit" for a bra. After all, OPRAH said it so it has to be. She has GOT to stop putting these ideas into our heads.

Well, I went to the local department store, innocently enough, and to the lingerie department. When the lady asked me what I was there for, I calmly (and like the adult I am) explained that I would like to be fit for a bra. In fact, I think my EXACT words were, "I believe that I need to be fit for a bra so I am sure that I am purchasing, and wearing, the correct size." The woman then GRABBED my BOOBS with BOTH her hands and said, "Oh honey, these need to be a LOT higher up!" OK - in my original question was there any invitation to actually touch my boobs???? I think not.

So after I sucked all the air from Hecht's, I told her I really did not want them coming out of my collar bones, as she had suggested. (I should have just asked her to do my pelvic exam while I was there since she had given me a thorough lump check for free. I am not sure my insurance would have covered her though.)

Suffice it to say that this was one of the most disturbing experiences I have had since I moved to Maryland. Hell, this was one of the most disturbing experiences I have had in my LIFE. After recounting my trauma to Steve, I realized that it was a God's blessing that he was not there when this happened, as he nearly choked to death laughing just hearing about it. (Life Lesson # bajillion: Don't take men shopping for "utility" undergarments. Only the fun stuff.)

Heed my warning: stand VERY far away from the sales clerk when (and if) you go for a fitting. Behind a fixture would be good.

Yes, my bra fits better. No, I will never be able to go into that Hecht's again.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Graduation Pic!



Here Bob and I are at Puppy Class Graduation! We had fun and learned many things, two of which were: 1) the big dogs don't care if you are cute and little, they will bite you anyway, 2) people will feed you great treats if you just walk up to them, sit, and look at them expectantly. This also works well at PetsMart.

Hopefully, we will start Good Manners class in January, then move on to Better Manners. I would like to check into the whole Therapy dog thing. I am not sure if Bob would make a good one or not, he is so young yet. Time shall tell...

What great kids we have!

I just finished checking everyone's blog (because that is what I do first thing in the morning), and I am struck by how smart, funny and self-realized all our kids are. I can't check John's blog of course, but I am certainly including him in the group. if we could just get him pointed where he would really excel.... Anyway, dork that I am, it brought a little tear to my eye.

I am spending the day finishing up sewing projects. It is supposed to sleet and snow tonight, so, to comply with federal law, I will have to go to the grocery at some point. We are dropping Steve's car off this evening at Best Buy so they can install the remote starter I got him for Christmas. This way, he can start the car from the house and let it thaw before he heads out, and not have to stand there and scrape it in the nasty weather. I thought it was a brilliant idea myself.

I am also going to find a kennel to leave Bob at for our trip. Friends, we are in the wrong business. Do you have any idea how expensive it is? And then you have to pay an extra $5 so they will play with your dog for 15 minutes a day outside of his cage. PLUS an additional $2 a day if you want him fed more than once! Crazy.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Snow down on the farm


Here it is: this is what 6 - 8 inches of snow looks like down on the farm! Today will be spent drinking all that hot chocolate I bought yesterday, sewing, and napping. It's good to have a plan.

Monday, December 05, 2005

First snow of the season!

It is snowing to beat the band here; beautiful big fluffy flakes!! Not those pitiful flakes we get back in civilization. I went to the grocery store (apparently there is a federal law that dictats that even the mere MENTION of snow requires all citizens to go to the grocery store to buy as much stuff as you can cram into your carts), and on the way home I counted 10 trucks armed with snowplows ready to go! At least they know how to clean up after it here.

So my friends, I am making potato soup and watching it snow. Not a bad afternoon!

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Am I blue.....

Why yes I am. I think part of it is because there are no holiday decorations at my house, and part of it is I am homesick/lonely/bored...whatever you want to call it. Having a little pity party today - tomorrow will be another day!

Last night was UFO (Un-Finished Object) night at the quilt store. The goal is to finish a project you have been working on. Apparently, my "project" was to stuff as much food into myself as possible. There was some tiramisu there that was AWESOME! A lady who is a personal chef brought it and it was to die for. Amy bought Robin a chocolate fountain for Christmas and it was in fine form last night as well. Mike fried a turkey, I took French dip sandwiches, it was gluttony all around!

Tonight we are going to Fr David and Betty MacDonald's open house, which should be fun. They are super people and we are enjoying the parish a lot.

Off to sew and play with Bob!