I am at my wits end with unfortunate sharpie girl

I can't even bring myself to blog about it right now. I mean,

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Note: This is one of the grasshoppers. Miss Ann has had some sort of fit and passed out on her keyboard. We are taking her to DSW to smell the new shoes and expect a full recovery.