Monday, January 01, 2007

New Year's Resolutions

This year I am all about resolutions that I can keep.

I resolve to not learn how to speak Swahili. I just don't think I am going to really need it in 2007. Trust me - you will be the first to know should I be mistaken.

I have resolved to continue in my quest to not read The Odyssey in the original Greek. In fact, I don't think I am going to read it at all.

I am going to continue in my burning dislike of TO and ALL things Dallas Cowboys.

I will not take up snowboarding.

I am not going to buy a deep fat fryer.

There: Five resolutions that I think I can keep through at least February if not the entire year!


Abby said...

Well done my friend. Well done!

Erin said...

Whatever. Somehting will happen and you'll have to read some part of the Odyssey for something and I am convinced that living that near our nation's capitol with it's many tourists that a word or two of Swahili will not come amiss.

I am, however, confident that you will continue to hate America's Team. Even when playing China's team.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

I like your common-sense approach to resolutions.