Monday, January 01, 2007

New Year's Resolutions

This year I am all about resolutions that I can keep.

I resolve to not learn how to speak Swahili. I just don't think I am going to really need it in 2007. Trust me - you will be the first to know should I be mistaken.

I have resolved to continue in my quest to not read The Odyssey in the original Greek. In fact, I don't think I am going to read it at all.

I am going to continue in my burning dislike of TO and ALL things Dallas Cowboys.

I will not take up snowboarding.

I am not going to buy a deep fat fryer.

There: Five resolutions that I think I can keep through at least February if not the entire year!

3 comments:

Abby said...

Well done my friend. Well done!

Erin said...

Whatever. Somehting will happen and you'll have to read some part of the Odyssey for something and I am convinced that living that near our nation's capitol with it's many tourists that a word or two of Swahili will not come amiss.

I am, however, confident that you will continue to hate America's Team. Even when playing China's team.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

I like your common-sense approach to resolutions.