Drastic measures must be taken.
I have ordered two yards of the print to the left to make my own pencil skirt.
I can see this with a brown twin set with a lovely pink scark tied Parisianne style at the neck, perhaps pearls, or a great big pink flower in a nod to Sex and the City. Let us not forget the chocolate brown slingbacks that will complete the look.
The best part? I already have the twin set and shoes!!
I say we rise up and band together against the ugliness that is the fashion available to us. Betsy Ross patterns has the perfect pencil skirt pattern which I plan on using until my fingers bleed from sewing in zippers.
THANKS MOM FOR SHOWING ME IT CAN BE DONE!!!