Yep, it is true: Unfortunate Sharpie Girl is getting hitched. She does not have an engagement ring because they are going to get each other's names tattooed on their ring fingers. She did tell me that she wants the wedding to be really "classy." I have no idea what that means but I am hoping that it means that she will wear undergarments. No guarantee there.
She has assured me that I will be invited. It is to be an afternoon wedding so a tea length frock with appropriate hat will be in order. Did I mention that the reception is at Apehangers? Yes, They are having a pig roast at Apehangers following the nuptials. I suppose I will have to remove my gloves to eat at the reception.
I can't wait to meet her parents