Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Unfortunate Sharpie Girl Engaged

Yep, it is true: Unfortunate Sharpie Girl is getting hitched. She does not have an engagement ring because they are going to get each other's names tattooed on their ring fingers. She did tell me that she wants the wedding to be really "classy." I have no idea what that means but I am hoping that it means that she will wear undergarments. No guarantee there.

She has assured me that I will be invited. It is to be an afternoon wedding so a tea length frock with appropriate hat will be in order. Did I mention that the reception is at Apehangers? Yes, They are having a pig roast at Apehangers following the nuptials. I suppose I will have to remove my gloves to eat at the reception.

I can't wait to meet her parents

69 comments:

upwiththesun said...

woah...better start planning your attire and sharpie accessories now.

Dad on the East Coast said...

Could someone pleas go to Hobby Lobby and get the big pack Sharpie Color Assortment? It would make the most divine wedding gift.

tigerdrea said...

you could take the small keychain sharpies and bead them into a necklace for the bride's something new to wear down the aisle.

Erin said...

Their NAMES tattooed on their FINGERS??? These are the people that ALWYS split up and then they have a freaking ex tattooed on their hands.

People should have to take a test. For pretty much everything.

upwiththesun said...

Not to worry, Erin. It will only be sharpie tattoed...so they can take it off with polish remover.

TransplantedOkie said...

Excellent ideas everyone!

Adam said...

so is that an acutal picture of sharpie girl? cause if it is oh my god! i hope that's a halloween costume or something. wow...

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