Sometimes I make up lyrics to songs. And then sometimes I can't remember the original words unless I think about it really, really, hard.
"Michael row your boat ashore" in my mind is
"My goat knows the bowling score"
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (from Lady Marmalade) is a lot more fun as
"View a cookie shade in a pot, say what?"
"Sugar Pie Honey Bunch" makes ever so much more sense as
"Sugar fried bunny guts"
"She's got a ticket to ride..and she don't care" to me is the same thing as
"She's got a chicken to hide...and it's in her hair!"
I have a bajillion more but I will spare you - I really want to find out what lyrics YOU make up!