Thursday, July 12, 2007
Phyllis fractures her back!
I have a theme song, a mascot, and a crest. My personal hero (other than my sistah) is shown above. These woman has been my idol since childhood, a fact my family with confirm with dismay and bemusement. Phyllis has twisted her back and is unable to celebrate her 90th birthday by appearing on Leno. I am crushed.
Let's gather round, light our imaginary cigarettes at the end of our imaginary 3 foot cigarette holder, and make snarky comments in her honor.
It's the least we can do.
Posted by TransplantedOkie at Thursday, July 12, 2007