There are many things that I don't understand.
how airplanes stay up in the air
the need for an ostrich's neck to be that long
why I have not yet won the lottery (OK - other than the fact that I never buy a ticket)
But what I really don't get is this crazy fascination with O.J. WHY do we care what this nut is doing? Do I really need to be able to watch his court appearance online?
It's the same with Britney. Do I really need to watch this poor wretch self-implode?
Please explain this to me. I have a feeling that explaining the whole airplane thing might be easier.