Remember Unfortunate Sharpie Girl? And how she uses Sharpies for her eyeliner? Well she has decided NO MORE SHARPIES. Apparently she has been out sick with a raging eye infection (I told her that would happen) during which all of her eyelashes fell out. This put quite a damper of her plans to be married (on her Harley wearing pink chaps) on the Saturday after Thanksgiving.
I offered her my Lucy lashes, but I felt that I had to warn her that they are really heavy and it is really hard to get the glue off.
Her reply was that perhaps if she used Super Glue she wouldn't have to worry about them.
Hmmm.... You have no eyelashes because you used a freakin sharpie as eyeliner and now you want to glue on fake eyelashes with Superglue.
I got nothin' for ya.