I stopped by the drug store on the way in to work today to pick up some Tums (Chipotle - a whole 'nother story), and wandered up and down the aisles, as I am prone to do, for other items I might "need."
I found myself in front of the ladies deodorant section and I have a burning questions that must be answered. WHY do they make deodorant with sparkles in it? Do my pits really need to glisten? Is it in case I am held up by a bad robber person and when I hold my arms up said person is blinded by the sparkle of my pits and I can run away? I just don't know the answer to these questions.
It is a sad thing to be so excruciatingly unhip that I don't even know if my armpits need sparkles or not.
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No, one does not need sparkles in their arm pits unless you are one of those people that wear nail polish with HUGE pieces of glitter in it. (said with disdain)
I see...
Are these the same people who grow up to be on Real Housewives of Orange County?
OK I have just met Glitter Girl. She wanted to take me to lunch AT KFC to try and sell me ad time through our cable provider. She had glitter IN THE SHAPE OF HEARTS on her nails, a thong (don't ask how I cam upon this tidbit of knowledge...squick), and I have no doubt her arm pits sparkle like a disco ball. I have decided that these particular people know how to do the whole pole dancing thing as well.
And no. I did not buy any ad time from her.
See, this is exactly what I'm saying... Shimmer = great. Glitter = bad.
If Glitter Girl wanted to sell you ad time by taking you to lunch she needs to step it up a little. KFC for a potential customer/buyer? I don't think so.
I KNOW!!!! I am not saying the swankiest place in town, but KFC??? I guess I should be glad she didn't want to take me to her other place of business...Hooters.
Y'all are funny ;)
Sparkly armpits are for ladies of the night.
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