WANTED: Nursemaid

Wanted: one nursemaid for 46 year old big baby

Qualifications: Must be able to withstand pitiful whining about not feeling good. Ability magically appear with a new kleenex box and a glass of orange juice a plus. Shark soup preparation non-negotiable. (if you do not know what shark soup is, please do not apply)

Education: MD required as patient is clearly a delicate flower; unless you are my mom or husband. Then you have the innate ability to make it all better.

Salary: my undying gratitude. In the case of Steve Seely, turn about is fair play.

Fax resume and 37 references to BR549, attention Big Whiny Baby.